Dumb Fuck

A person with a name that starts with C,has "laudi" in it and ends with an A.

C:i wanted to do stripteasa and i fell on my hand"
A:Oh you dumb fuck

by 33alx May 30, 2022

Jam Fuck

Sex Position where the girl holds her body weight up using her hands only above the man who is laying down

Hannah: James Jam Fuck me
Soosh: I’m in the closet

James: ok babe

by Gorillacome May 30, 2022

fuck off

go away/youre annoying

"wanna play fortnite"
"fuck off yer tramp!"

by Kawspissy May 31, 2022

Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”

WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”

by blue bic June 1, 2022

Armstrong the fuck out of you

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.

''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''

by NOWAYHOEZE June 1, 2022