When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
Get the wank flake mug.The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the squinting like a wanking jap mug.A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
by syzlacker November 13, 2019
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by Lanky cass July 15, 2017
Get the Gypsy wank mug.“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank”
by Kenneth99 January 3, 2024
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Get the Dutty wank mug.Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020
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