Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle

Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"

by lataniana bovaniana equishria April 10, 2013

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017

Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009