Knock the top off it

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

by Digger111 June 13, 2016

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010

Crop-Top Carl

A boy who ties his t shirt into a crop top. Very annoying. Probably named Noah or Leigh something.

No! Don’t let Crop-Top Carl play the game, he’ll ruin everything!

by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021

glossy top coat

A thin coat of clear nail polish to shine the top of yoir nails 😊

Can you please add an extra layer of glossy top coat to my nails?

by Emmalisha April 18, 2018

top g queen

Caroline

Caroline is the Top G Queen for waking up at 4am, flying to Pensacola, taking an Uber because it was the wrong airport and making it to crash-o-rama by 7pm with no e-drinks

by Topgqueen March 3, 2023