Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Thomas

A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga

Damn you know anyone who fucks w Thomas?, nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas

A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.

You fuck w that nigga Thomas ?, Fuck Nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas Kennaway

A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.

Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?

Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him

Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..

Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK

by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

Thomas

Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second

"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"

by Choo_Choo_btc April 17, 2023