by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009
Get the Michael Del Zottomug. Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.
(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
by Atom G September 1, 2008
Get the Michael Bolton's toesmug. by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010
Get the Michael Vick-timmug. Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
Get the Rollin' On Michael Jordansmug. To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
Get the Michael Vick'd 'emmug. Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.
If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.
If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.
"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"
(Michael Can't Draw definition)
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"
(Michael Can't Draw definition)
by Tay Animations January 20, 2020
Get the Michael Can't Drawmug.