Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024

Jacob

A guy that likes men

He touched you dick what a Jacob

by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(

Person 1: Look there's Jacob!
Person 2: Look at him go!

by skarletxang3964 November 23, 2021

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016