Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024

Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022

dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 10, 2023

Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 04, 2022