To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
Get the Washington Herpes Bowlmug. "The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
Get the Turkey Bowlmug. (n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.
I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".
by boggler February 1, 2019
Get the The Stupor Bowlmug. when someone inserts three fingers into a woman as such:
Two in the "pink" and the thumb in the "stink"
Two in the "pink" and the thumb in the "stink"
by Frank McFresh May 6, 2020
Get the Bowling fingersmug. by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015
Get the Willy wonka bowlmug. by Cincy freak January 29, 2023
Get the Cincinnati chili bowlmug. by Levy Gravy April 24, 2023
Get the Bowl Slawmug.