Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”
by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019
Get the Cum-fog mug.Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
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That's a wench I like to call a. . .
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Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡
Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.
Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?
Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.
Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.
L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!
Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.
Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?
Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.
Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.
L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!
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