Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”

Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”

by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Tea

Used to describe something that looks really good, stylish, or perfection.

“That outfit is tea! Where’d you get it?”

by Catana0717 September 8, 2025

montgomery sweet tea party

august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need

1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party

2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out

by bubz August 7, 2023

tea

Drama.

Cassy spilled the tea.

by anynomes November 2, 2018

Tea-fingers

Fingers capable of withstanding heat without pain, favorable when drinking tea.

James didn't hold the tea cup by it's handle as he had developed sturdy tea-fingers

by Shidonia no Kishi February 5, 2015