rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

Rusty Chinhole

When someone has had shit smeared on their chin, so that when they pout they had brown dents on their chin, ootherwise known as a Rusty Chinhole.

Jack: "Hey I saw your girlfriend the other day, she had some massive Rusty Chinhole."

Gus: "Yeah, I gave her a chocolate suprise whilst she was asleep, I had to clean it off quick it almost woke her up."

Jack: "Yeah, I could tell."

Gus: "Solid."

by ProblemChild123 November 29, 2009

Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 19, 2022

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

Rusty Nunchuck

Where you put your fingers in your own ass then into the girls mouth while fucking

I did the rusty nunchuck on that girl while we were fucking last night.

by Moxie417 October 12, 2025