punk rock

a trait that Michael Clifford doesn’t have

Michael: I do what I want I’m punk rock! Fandom: lies no ur not ur a kitten

by Luxaphina June 10, 2018

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Lodge Rock

"Indie" music easily recognized by bands with names of creatures commonly found in and around hunting lodges. Characteristics include "eccentric" instrumentation or outdated instruments as glockenspiels and soft crooned vocals. Emphasis is placed on a fabricated sense of "intimacy" with the artist.

Popular Lodge Rock bands include Grizzly Bear and Fleet Foxes.

"You're not cool if you don't like Lodge Rock and wear plaid" -Hipster

by Sodabags April 17, 2011

Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass

James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked

by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021

Large Rock

Unlike a regular rock this rock is much bigger it smaller than a boulder.

Tom:”I was in the woods and I saw a Large Rock”.
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

top rocks

When you give a guy top while you have pop rocks in your mouth

Excuse me madam, would you care to give me some top rocks?

by 01018474 January 17, 2021

Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.

Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?

by b4urn April 4, 2020