A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.
When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.
by Kars March 25, 2008
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Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.
by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011
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Punch above your weight

\pənCH əˈbəv ˈyu̇r ˈwāt\ To pull or pick up someone who's better looking than you.
tr.v.
1. To punch above your weight

(a) It's so much easier to punch above your weight in a foreign country when you have an accent.

v.b.
2. How is it that Maynzie consistently punches above his weight?
by Melbourne696969 April 20, 2013
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Chilli Face Noodle Punch!

Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles

This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.

To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)
"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"

1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*
by Loulabell February 10, 2012
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tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person
tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.
by shmegmanaut March 07, 2011
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Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.
Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.
by aretegroup July 30, 2019
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