Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023

Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge

Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg

by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017

Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.

Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.

by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025

Egg

Balls that come out of female food

YOOOO THIS EGG BUSSIN ONG

by RoleTDS September 26, 2022

throwing eggs

When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals

That hot chick at the bar is throwing eggs.

by Da leech October 5, 2017

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017