dead mans corner

The position in a game of big money 'Chase The Ace' in which the poor feckin eejit has an upturned King to his left and an Ace is hotfootin' it his way.
The other players are observing the ace being passed around faster that herpes, and the upturned king is ending all hope for the poor sap, all together now; 'Dead Mans Corner!, Dead Mans Corner!'
by gypmaster May 24, 2007
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Dat done dead

THis saying was said on an Episode of MTV's Wildn Out Starring Nick Cannon guest starring Famous Houston Rapper E40.I a Round e40 was going against a person From Atlanta named'Shawty' and they had to give sayings of what they said in their time.People from Each team had to find out what they meant.Dat Done Dead means 'the event is over'.
Shawty:Dat Done Dead Lets Move to da cona
DJ D-Wreck:THat Event is over.Lets move to the next one.
by Pimp Squad CLick October 17, 2007
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dead meat week

week before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 01, 2010
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you are already dead

Omae wa mo shinderiu.
Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)
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dead getto elk

a domestic animal carcass usually cat or dog found decaying in an urban area
Did you see the dead getto elk in the alley
by K.H. April 13, 2004
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dead beat dad

A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of course the ex never had anything to do with any of the marriage problems. Was put through school by the "dead beat dad" and forgot what she ate or wiped her ass with while she was doing it. The phrase is used in place of "your dad" or "your father" when addressing the children. This is an attempt to cast away all blame on "Mom of the year" and cast all misfortune on "The dead beat dad". Using laws written in the 1920's and 1930's, perfect moms are able to go to court, get a sizable portion of "dead beat dads" paycheck, give him the honor of being able to see his kids every other weekend, or at the last minute when mama's "going out", then re-enforce to the kids with cute little comments like, "Too bad your dad wont spend more time with you", or "I know, I know. Your dad never has any money". This along with many other factors leaves the child with the impression that almighty mom is perfect and dead beat dad, is just that, a dead beat. I mean really, how hard is it to program a 3 year old when you have them 90% of the time and 15 years to work on them. As time progresses, mom of the year usually ends up being 45 years old, looking like hammered dog shit, 6 kids from 3 different dads (all of course are dead beats). She is drunk by 10am on scotch, but thats ok because she has a nice business that she should really incorporate, because all the checks comming in between child support and alimony is a pain in the ass to keep track of. Of course all her problems are associated with the ex's, kids are hooked on drugs, daily gang bangs, and drink like fishes, but hey, they learned from the best huh?! As her tax writeoffs...I mean income producers...I mean kids get older, this is all they know, so the cycle repeats itself. Of course its all the dead beat dads fault, because the "sorry bastard" never spent time with his kids, and if he wanted to see them more he should have fought in court for the right!
Kid#1 Hey pal, why dont you ever talk about your dad?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?
by Mr. Response February 16, 2006
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Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 19, 2008
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