National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 03, 2022

but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

the meme,the legend NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

why did yo-
hello
but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

by but you didn't have to cut me March 02, 2024

we must have lunch

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"

How great to see you again after all this time - We Must Have Lunch !

by MurtThe January 30, 2025

have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 21, 2016

have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017