Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a single “bless your heart.“

The moment she said ‘bless your heart’ with that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.

by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

Biscuit Booties

Southern booties which have been enhanced by them sweet-savory biscuits and gravy. Sweet tea has contributed as well.

Mmhm, I love coming to the south and paying homage to those blessed Biscuit Booties.

by Blackman Diaries December 7, 2024

clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place

Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit

by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023