by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
by Ahbalogna September 04, 2020
by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 03, 2005
What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
A response to the phrase "just saying."
When a person says something blunt, rude, or offensive, it can precede or follow an equally blunt, rude, or offensive comment to serve as a way of reminding a person that their words carry weight/there are consequences to their actions.
When a person says something blunt, rude, or offensive, it can precede or follow an equally blunt, rude, or offensive comment to serve as a way of reminding a person that their words carry weight/there are consequences to their actions.
Jeph: Becky, your shoes look like shit. Hey-- just saying.
Becky: Jeph, go fuck yourself. Hey-- just feeling. :)
Becky: Jeph, go fuck yourself. Hey-- just feeling. :)
by just feeling May 23, 2014