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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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Josh

Josh is way cooler than Nina, way way cooler
Have you hear of that guy Josh? He’s so much cooler and funnier than that awful Nina.
by Marlin256 February 22, 2022
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
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Josh

A middle aged white man who is simultaneously a man-child, an expert gaslighter, and who is deeply skilled in weaponizing women and children. He often portrays himself as a ‘good guy’ or Mr. Charming’, but beware of this facade. His ‘at-home’ persona is truly one of psychological abuse and manipulation.
Wow… I can’t believe how long you put up with that Josh…. How’s therapy going?
by Justicejames June 29, 2023
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Josh

Fuller loves to touch Wes’ Josh
by Taint Grundle September 6, 2022
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Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.
Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!
by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020
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Josh

Josh is the biggest motherfucking shitstick on the planet who won't stop being such an annoying cunt JOSH STOP SAYING THINGS GO BE INSECURE SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
guy 1: who's that?

guy 2: that's just a fucking JOSH
by shitshake July 11, 2017
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