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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people
Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met
by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022
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Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD
Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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jacob wheatmen

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee
by Marty ohera March 19, 2014
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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Jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016
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jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017
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