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Instagone

When you are living with someone and there is no sign at all of unhappiness and then they come home one day and say they don't want to be with you anymore and never come back, or talk, or get most of their things.
1 was going to propose but one day she came home, broke-up with me and now is instagone. 1 dont even know where she lives, what kind of car she drives, or what is happening in her life.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
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Instabollocks

Instagrams special category of inspirational pictures with quotes or videos of being an shameless and annoying in public, either by celebrities or so called “influencers”
Did you see that video on insta of the woman pole dancing on a busy bridge? Yes what a load of shameless instabollocks!

Ha at this quote *z list celeb* has posted about following your dreams, complete instabollocks
by EnglishEye July 9, 2024
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instavibing

Instavibing is short for "Instantly vibing (with/to) something".
It describes a feeling of joy induced by a certain medium.
Mostly used for songs, and videos.

In some cases it's also used to describe if the certain medium managed to communicate a non positive feeling or mood to the listener/viewer.
They made me listen to a new phonk song, and I was instavibing with it.

This vid made me instavibe, check it out!
by SuburbanSam July 10, 2024
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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.
Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.
by Phobia guy October 27, 2024
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Installed VLC

"He slipped and fell on that come, he successfully installed VLC"
by Datsause December 8, 2024
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InstaGrat

1.) A "brat" persona (possibly involving instant celebrity) social media personality often with a mostly inflated, self-perceived meteoric rise to fame and social influence;

2.) The instant regret / hangover one feels at closely aligning with such a person as defined in the first definition herewith;

and/or the "hashtag regret" one feels following a particularly humiliating and/or regrettable social media gaffe / online faux pas / aka regretti spaghetti scenario, situation, condition and/or set of conditions;

3) "Instant gratification" shorthand that usually leads to shame and/or regret later, though possibly could simply be that what is full of such speedy gratification without those complicated feelings (context and time may tell)
1.) That person in the squirrel furbies getup who is riffing on or copying the traveling gnome photolog thing is such an InstaGrat!

2) "Dude, my feelings of shame and embarrassment are are tantamount to InstaGrat level!" Or "My InstaGrat at having known that over-posting social media ho/slammer person is immense and worse than a bad hangover."

3) Posting that image was so satisfying that I was instagrat-ified!
by ArtfulFille December 26, 2024
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