funny bean

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family

hey ur mums face is funny bean

by gangsta!13! April 29, 2006

Old Bean

An Old Bean: A bean which has aged considerably since birth.
Used as a naming term for people when a posh english accent is put on by the addresser.

Good to see you, old bean.
Quit your jibber jabber, old bean!

by RowanDom June 02, 2010

old bean

a reject word that posh people use

cherio, old bean!

by A-Z-OOG October 11, 2003

Bean Bag

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse

*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"

by penis-vagina July 30, 2005

bean guy

cool beany dude, the chicks love him
part of best friend group ever, kaka

plays smash bros wayyyy too much
alpha rat

did you see bean guy do that absolutely amazing smash bros combo??

by DictatorE February 26, 2022

eskimo bean

This is the act of rubbing your nose back and forth across a girls clit. it is pleasurable for the girl and will make any girl cum.

DUDE! Last night Matilda made me give her a eskimo bean.

by ckw and dan June 01, 2009

Lima bean

When the most beautiful Latina to ever have existed has kids with an ordinary white guy. Their kids are Lima beans. Possessing all of her traits in regards to beauty, sex appeal, rhythm, and taste. Getting only the good qualities of the white guy i.e. height, blue eyes and credit score.

Man those kids are total lima beans.

Damn, her blue eyes, she's a total Lima bean.

by JkTwiztid April 13, 2019