Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Scarlett Hat

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).

That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.

by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

hat basket

A community pussy that can be fucked by every cock , human or non-human.

Dad's excited to fill the hat basket tomorrow at church.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

Blue hat

For someone that is trying to say I'm a racist without saying I'm a racist
Blue is anti yellow AKA anti Asian
The blue hat trend 2007 to now

That person is a blue Hatter

by M.N.L May 15, 2022

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018