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If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.
If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.
You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.
by Brian April 24, 2004
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I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it
by Celia.s June 25, 2023
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I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.
George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.
by numbereightbus April 17, 2023
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I'm Jaking It

This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih
"I'm Jaking it oh soo good"
by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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