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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.
We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party
by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021
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cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die
“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”
by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021
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Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.
The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.
by Brassket June 11, 2021
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Bloody hooker

Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!
Man, that bloody hooker sure was tasty! Let’s have another.
by spankyho July 9, 2021
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Mommy Hecker

Me: hey, you mommy hecker
by Mommy Hecker August 2, 2021
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Snapchat hooker

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.
“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
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