ive hit my low

You or a person has hit their lowest point in life, and is trying to fix it.

Alex: "hey, how you've been?"
Douche: "ive hit my low ever since she found out I cheated."

by daikidick August 25, 2015

hits harder than will smith

To describe something that hits the hardest in any context

Damn that food hits harder than will smith

by DJvox September 26, 2022

You’ve been hit by, struck by

Truck

OWWWWW

Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck

Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW

friend: I hate you

by Das nuts 69 February 21, 2021

Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019

Hitting an iron ore vein

When your partner is nearing the end of her period and assures you that it is all safe. Yet, when you go down on her you get a 1/2 pint glass full of iron enriched gore.

#Hitting an iron ore vein
Hey is it safe?

Yeah don't worry babe, go ahead!

WOW I hit an iron ore vein!

by TheRealManuel May 21, 2018

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015