"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.
Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.
by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 14, 2024
by 0bv1ouS January 07, 2021
You damn fucker over there
by Damn fucker over here February 27, 2017
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 04, 2023
Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016