Ethan Ruano

Won’t let anyone post memes in #general

Why won’t Ethan Ruano let me post memes in #general?

by Rustyboi5506 May 23, 2022

Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

A tight Ethan

The act of one being tight with ginger or dyed red hair

Man can you believe the dude pulled a tight Ethan on us

by The Yoda peacock boy May 25, 2022

Ethan

Hebrew Origin meaning “strength” which is fitting because Ethan is the type of guy who works out and participates in sports. Not only is he physically fit, but he is strong at heart. Ethan carries a lot of burdens emotionally but does not want to burden others by talking about his problems. He is mindful about using the words that he says and stops himself when he is about to say too much. Ethan is very hard-working, humble, and soft-spoken. He is kind-hearted and thoughtful to those around him. He has a small circle so if you are in, you are extremely lucky. Be mindful of what you say to him because he takes that to heart. Ethan has the most beautiful blue/green eyes that you’ll ever see and it’s easy to get distracted whenever you look at him. He doesn’t like the cowlicks in his hair but he has thick, healthy dark hair. He is shy at first but if you invest your time into him he’ll open up and show off his silly side. Loves dogs and his family. Hates it when people are inconsiderate of others. Adventurous and outdoorsy. Intelligent. Funny. Overall, 10/10 kind of guy.

Person 1: Who did this kind gesture?
Person 2: It was probably Ethan.

Person 1: Classic Ethan.

by Stairmaster5 May 25, 2022

ETHAN GILBERT

a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"

he is very sexy and popular

ETHAN GILBERT is looking fine as hell today. SHEEEEEEEEESH

by joe among May 26, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is so fucking fine and so fucking mine 😻

Ethan is so fine bro

by ufwlay? May 26, 2022

Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022