Ethan

My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.

Ethan knows all the best jokes

by Igotafatas December 13, 2021

Ethan

The man I want inside me.

Right.
Now.

I want to get my cheeks clapped by Ethan.

by Igotafatas December 13, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is someone with a fat forehead

Ethan.

by Rautic December 14, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a Penis head

P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.

by ethan_hater69 December 15, 2021

Ethan and Lainie

complete fucking sex addicts. Best couple on Earth. Love to fuck. Lainie is hot as fuck.

Ethan: wanna have sex?

Lainie: yuh slime
Ethan and Lainie: sex

by Bophofem December 15, 2021

Ethan

tall and skinny

should i make ethan in the sims 4
sure!
okay isnt he tall and skinny

by allhugz4dem December 19, 2021

Ethan Bynum

The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).

1. An all around perfect person.

2. Someone that is really, really cool.

Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.

by NeverLies99 December 19, 2021