by LionGoRawr October 18, 2020

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

A type of drunk that occurs from being isolated at home for an extended period of time (+3days). Used to pass time, improve moods and will more then likely be an explanation for alot of people being born(sorry kids, you arent special).
"Dude its 10am on a monday, why are you drunk"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"
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by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020

"I'm as drunk as Jake"
by Pricksville222 December 31, 2020
