Mud fly

Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly

See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017

F-mud

Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.

You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud

by Sexydimma December 15, 2022

Mud Butt

A swampy and moist shart

“Ooo I have mud butt from that one”

by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022