screen real

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

The real taco

The real taco and not any of the fakes, aka DARK Flash.

Damn bro, can we get the real taco up in here? (Twitch.tv/ElTacoManGaming)

by DARK Flash July 6, 2021

real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

Among us In real life

(sus, sus)

Among us in real life, spaceship with my crew

by Myles's Pseudonym September 18, 2022

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Real

A cry for help.

*referring to the most agonizingly described point in a persons life* “Real.”

by gvlavtn July 30, 2022

Real

A reacting adjective agreeing with another’s statement

Tim:”Woah this cake is fire”
Joe:”Real”

by Nawr Cleor September 11, 2023