April 20

National Tyon day

Aye You know it’s April 20 national tyon day “yeah Long live tyon”

by Ilyy..cam April 21, 2023

April 15

April 15th is national go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day

“Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”

by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019

April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

by DooDooBatter February 22, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 12th

Da real kook Brooke’s birthday so turn tf up!!

Yo it’s April 12th we gotta take hella shots

by Da real kook October 29, 2019

April 6

Hey it’s April 6 National hug your bf/gf day

April 6th hug your gf

by Quansos April 5, 2022

April 7th

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day

“it’s april 7th, time for a blowjob”

by maitriannnnnn April 6, 2024