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constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
by White vans January 24, 2020
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Vape air

A fine vaperizor store where you can see weird shit go down every day
Person one: I went to pick up some vape product and the shop owner was doing some weird shit

Person 2: that’s got to be vape air, weirdness happens all the time there
by Johndoe877 September 23, 2022
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Air Cake

For their anniversary, Dick gave Jane an air cake.
by johnnyc112 April 12, 2011
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National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025
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arendelle air

An airline that used to have old, beat up tupolevs and Boeings. However they’ve improved drastically and now have a few A350s and 777s in their fleet. The last crash was in 1976 involving an Il-62. All their old planes are now freighters.
arendelle air is now as good as BA or AF.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 15, 2025
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Hot air ballooning

When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon
“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning

Him 2: “
by Chris993 April 3, 2023
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shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.
example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air
by falsefox February 12, 2024
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