Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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A biological male who identifies as a female and declares themselves as a women, while being equipped with mature male sexual and reproductive organs still intact.
Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.
Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.
Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.
A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.
Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.
Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.
Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.
A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.
During the work era of 2023 a group of transgender biological men redefined the definition of “woman” to suit their needs in turn major companies attempted partnerships and endorsements with these newly defined “women” while females were stripped of their rights to female exclusive restrooms and the usage of “women” as newly defined and assigned in 2023, no longer belonged to biological females.
A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.
A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.
by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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Plus, this mediocre, jelous and laz human, often bullies and atackes beautiful, slim, hot, tall, firm women, randomly in the street, with her code words. Always cowardly.
They feel this need in order to feel less inferior. But the fact is that they don't accept reality!
Plus, this mediocre, jelous and laz human, often bullies and atackes beautiful, slim, hot, tall, firm women, randomly in the street, with her code words. Always cowardly.
They feel this need in order to feel less inferior. But the fact is that they don't accept reality!
by Defender9020 August 27, 2023
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by Smith039 January 23, 2024
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A woman is somebody with XX chromosomes.
A trans woman is someone with XY chromosomes
FACT
A woman is somebody with XX chromosomes.
A trans woman is someone with XY chromosomes
FACT
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