great wall of china

When a man drops his pants in front of a woman and she smacks his balls so hard they ricochet between his legs.

a means to say no.

Reference: Youtube - Josh Strife Says

I tried to get laid last night, but she gave me the great wall of china.

by Mr Skibs May 16, 2022

great wall of china

A BIG FAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASON IS A GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!

by mason101010101010101010101010 November 01, 2018

Over the Wall

Outrageous.

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 23, 2022

WALL WOLFING

When you do so much cocaine at work that you start masturbating in the bathroom stall.

I started working at Apple and this guy started WALL WOLFING every day at lunch break.

by EddieBrock5 September 09, 2023

Honeycomb wall whacking

When an old man gets naked and slams his penis against a wall whilst covered in honey

‘I just saw your grandad honeycomb wall whacking

by Handlessjsbd December 28, 2017

Russian Wall

A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.

See also: Hit the Asian Wall

Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!

by Svet8923483065 August 17, 2024