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Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023
mugGet the Turd o'clockmug.

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy
Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy
by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016
mugGet the turd gravymug.

cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
mugGet the cry turdmug.

Turd Clutter

“He got dih up in his turd clutter
by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025
mugGet the Turd Cluttermug.

rat turd

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd
by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021
mugGet the rat turdmug.

turd pony

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
mugGet the turd ponymug.

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
mugGet the Turd in my lapmug.

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