turd

amber heards fecal matter 🤭

wow! did you see amber turd?

by johnnydepp🤭 May 28, 2022

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020