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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Purple Tree

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro
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Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”
by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023
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green tree

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.
by Noodlerino May 3, 2023
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on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.
A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
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Tree-Fence

A row of trees so close to each other that it forms a natural fence or perimeter around someone’s property
We sure got lucky when we bought this property since it has a natural tree-fence so it saved us the cost of putting up a fence.
by Franleen May 9, 2023
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Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
by gripnrip May 11, 2023
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