Warm turkey

Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.

I'm doing warm turkey heroin

by Booturkey February 10, 2024

Gurkey Turkey

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"

Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey

by Radin Happier June 5, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.

by anonymous December 8, 2024