Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

Thomas

Thomas has GORGEOUS blue eyes and dark brown hair. He is beyond cute and never wants to stop the conversation. He is especially great at basketball and football. He goes through crushes fast but when he finds one that he likes a lot he tells them and they instantly fall for him. He is one of the smartest boys in the grade even if he won’t admit it. Thomas can text for hours on end and will sometimes call you just for the hell of it. All the teachers love him because of his unexplainable personality. He treats those he trusts like friends and tell his best friends everything. Thomas knows how to tease someone without going to far. He is the best boyfriend ever and is a romantic. I can’t say enough about him.

Girl: Thomas told me he likes me and know I don’t even know why I’m falling for him
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.

by Hermione Granger 2.0 February 25, 2020

Thomas

Fat Cock

Wow, I can’t walk straight after staying over at Thomas’ last night.

by CherryThomato November 23, 2021

Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days

jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you”

by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021

Thomas

He's epic.
Epic is the definition of Thomas.

Thomas is epic.

Haha. Gamers. This is epic.

Person A : OMG EPIC !!!

Person B : He must be a Thomas.

by Thomas. Haha epic. December 5, 2019

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011