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William

A hillbilly whose only love and happiness in life is his truck. Works all day just to have it break down the next day. Spends so much time in the auto shop that he gets absolutely no hoes, no hoes what so ever.
"Did you see William? He's working on his damn truck again."
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Simply put, a fool. William is an overly flamboyant but actually possessing a superfluous mind. “William! Get your head out of that beehive!” -Abraham Lincoln to his dear friend, William.
“Don’t be a William.” “Did you just make my name into an adjective? And a derogatory one at that!”
by William The Flamboyant November 23, 2021
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Originated from both parts of English and German dialects, William can be translated from English to either "Will", as in a desire, "or a protector". Like a Will, or a Trust, for your children to get their fair portion after a parent has passed away. Or William can translate from German to "warrior" or to refer to armor, such as a

"helmet." Translations can easily get confusing. Even if there isn't a major difference in what it defines each separate meaning, someone from Germany may think you're just still learning the words full meaning in a foreign language. Got to love the language barrier.

Humanely speaking, the Williams (or Will's) that I've known through my life are all different. The personality traits were either learned from the attitudes from the parents, or inherited through their ancestry.
William is no more of a name, than an adjective like "stupid."

If I call someone by "William", but they state that their name is "stupid."

The only difference caused between the two titles, was one name held no value anymore.
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William is a very seductive and sexy man. He is always right and cares very little for the negatives in his life. At least, that's what he wants you to believe. On the inside, Williams tend to be big softies just trying to brighten up people's day. And though they show an arrogant and sometimes rude exterior, there is no other person you can rely on to have your back better than a William.
"Man, I'd fuck William"- Most guys
"Man, I'd fuck William"- Most women
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He's Watching You
Hey, I'm William. I'm Watching You.
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Smart, kind, and a video game lover
William, he’s so cool. (Real)
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William: hi im William
me: don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
… Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
… I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
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