food

food is the love of your life.

you: my boyfriend broke up with me,
food: im always here for you.

by it'smebitchezzz May 10, 2018

Food-a-call

While nobody really knows how this came about, it's commonly used when describing the action of calling up the dominion and ordering some pete-zor.

1. Who wants to make a food-a-call? I heard the dominion has new Philly Cheesesteak pete-zor.

by Shortass October 12, 2004

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky December 29, 2023

boob food

Break milk or food thrown into a woman's bra that can be eaten after.

Did that baby like your boob food?!

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Angel Food

A homosexual pilot

Jay: Hai guyz
Zach: Are you Angel Food?
Jay: Yeah I'm gay

by everydayimsteppingonabeach September 21, 2016

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016