Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.
by Vauulty July 17, 2017

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea.”
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea.”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 27, 2022

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.
by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017
