Train

Person 1: oh look a train!
Person 2: oh wow!!!
Pet 1: *gets run over by train*
Person 1: I- jErRoD? :(
Person 2: are you talking about the jErRoD from your new boyfriend by wilbur soot-?
Person 1: no bitch in talking about my damn pet.
Person 2: oh.

by ..Cloud.9.. March 7, 2021

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Train

A bunch of carriages coupled together, traditionally with a locomotive at one end. All you need to know is that you are duct taped to the tracks and one of those 600 tonne motherfuckers is coming. No matter what you think, you are in a simulation, and are being euthanised by the agency in real life. Don't believe me? Shove your head into your phone screen to pop out into the real world.

Haha loser you banged your head 😏

Person 1: Bruv you boutta get smashed by dat train right over dere

Person 2: Man what are you on, there isn't gonna be a train for days-*horn sound followed by squealing brakes and smash noise*

by PavlovA_YT May 2, 2025

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The superior mode of transportation. Trucks only damage roads and make them worse, if we invest in proper train infrastructure, then we can have a perfectly functioning transportation. Look at Switzerland, for example. They have laws which force warehouses to have direct rail access, and because of this, trucks are a rare sight in Switzerland, jointly Because of the state rail network and the law I just mentioned. Private railroads avoid cooperation with warehouses Because they have interests elsewhere. If you like at some shorelines which mainly serve warehouses and industrial districts, you can see the lack of trucks and how the roads are in much better condition. And the same thing with buses. They clog up traffic and are completely useless long distance. Cities which have passenger rail networks or something along those lines have less traffic and less cars. Trucks are good for city travel, but for long distance, trains all the way.

Train superiority

by ILikeAlcos March 21, 2022

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vintage train

Gang bang at a senior living facility or old folks home.

Grandpa left brunch early to catch the vintage train at shady acres.

by Steinerwoodwork April 27, 2022

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Cum Train

Cum Train is when a group of hippie, free-spirited, or adventurous females join together to eat each other out. Typically this is a scheduled event, timed after their synced period ends.

Guy: “I wonder if there is such thing as a cum train...”
*Girl passes by and laughs as she remembers yesterday’s cum train with her ‘girlfriends’.

by Birdflys123 June 29, 2018

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