fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.
Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!
by Da Ble3ps December 31, 2015
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Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

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My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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Sideways mother fucker

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way
"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
by Coloradonik April 20, 2024
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spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.
I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.
by prudepossum August 10, 2021
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Nippon Fucker

When you bring a tub of Nippon white paint into the bedroom and you use it as an artificial cum.
Dude! I'm going to be a Nippon Fucker and I'm going make the bedsheet white again!
by NipponFucker January 05, 2022
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fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN
FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT
by faded420 November 16, 2018
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Fucker of Ass

Someone that is a fucker, but goes way beyond that status. A terrible human being with no redeeming qualities.
I hope you slide back and enjoy listening to this: you are a fucker of ass.
by RealityTVGuide May 09, 2022
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