pulled a straight boy

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight

1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now

by Attenchinho March 3, 2021

Straight Out of the Can

In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.

You say to the randoms in this mission 'You Guys are "Straight out of the Can" . You suck!!!'

by FujiYugi May 25, 2018

The "They're Straight" Dilemma

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them

Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma

by Miner_man August 31, 2016

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Straight Running Cunt

Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.

Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.

by Basketballcoach November 14, 2018

Straight Outa Compton

1. One of the most influential rap albums
2. A shitty movie without Ice Cube.

1. Straight outa Compton was a good album!
2. wtf is this?

by A Grammer Nazi April 18, 2018

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018