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dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014
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Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.
Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.
by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025
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clear socks

clear socks are gayer than no socks, never take a risk, always have on socks you can see.
Yo I saw you kissing that guy, and you aint had no socks.
Yes I did they were just clear socks
You might as well wear no socks *smh*
by Biggest Dumn July 23, 2020
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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010
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Cock Sock

Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?
by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018
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sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."
by dori1977 December 12, 2012
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Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
by Giraffarig August 16, 2011
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