SWOTI syndrome 

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I nternet

First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.

This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.

*Monday morning*

Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?

Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...

SWOTI syndrome by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009

Raptor Syndrome 

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.

Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"

Raptor Syndrome by SaintDredd September 9, 2009

IST Syndrome 

"I Said That Syndrome" when a person kept repeating the same words that you just said like one second ago. very similar to echoe or parrot syndrome. it's super contagious and super annoying so beware because there is no cure for this disease.

"Dude, i almost choke the shit out of my co- worker this morning during our meeting because of her IST syndrome- she kept repeating what i just said like a dumb parrot."

IST Syndrome by King Kamehameha III March 2, 2010

Breakdown Syndrome

When a person loses all sanity and mental stability when metal/rock song goes to a breakdown.

FRIEND 1: Dude, I dont know what happened. We were sitting in the car and Justin just went crazy and started hitting me and stuff when a breakdown happened.

FRIEND 2: Ya, he suffers from breakdown syndrome.

See also down syndrome

Breakdown Syndrome by SMOKING BANDIT April 22, 2011

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

library syndrome by Conchita February 23, 2013

Javert Syndrome 

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.

St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.

Javert Syndrome by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013

velma syndrome 

Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.

Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight

Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!

velma syndrome by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013