Tristan Syndrome

When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women

Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome

by Hangoner February 4, 2013

Down Syndrome

A mental DISEASE

"Stop making down syndrome noises"

by That gothic child December 20, 2020

Down syndrome

mental disorder caused by an extra chromosome. causes learning difficulties as well as a flat looking face.(Kinda Like a Pug)

A great many mental patients have this disease

by Daniel Prince February 22, 2005

Dalmatian Syndrome

Placeholder name for the next inevitable, currently undiscovered animal-related disease.

Richard: First mad cow disease, then Asian bird flu, now swine flu; I can't *wait* for dalmatian syndrome!
Vincent: Shit, there's a new one!?
Richard: No, it's the codename for the next big one.

by PracticalVal September 3, 2009

Skyrim syndrome

A severely antisocial condition causing the sufferer to purposely bring about his own isolation from society so he is not in any way disturbed during playing Skyrm. In severe cases emotional bonds such as long-term relationships can be completely destroyed by this syndrome.

Francis: did you hear about Nathan?
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!

by buck-savage November 30, 2011

Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

by pyrosef October 8, 2008

1664 Syndrome

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...

'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'

by geofferz April 23, 2006